pipistrellus:

also like, “marriage is if anything a detriment to intimacy” justice scalia did you mean to send this to your couples counselor instead of the entirety of the population of the united states, or

kirstynhippe:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

tvsmw* that title and story nugget idea you just had thanks to autocorrect doesn’t show up with anything significant in search that already exists so you are gonna

write

that

motha

fucka

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