gross morning texts
me: you’re the Vault survivor to my dawg companion
him: you’re the Pip Boy to my wasteland adventure
dystopia where the government determines your career based on your mbti. shy, intellectual melandra’s an Eye-Enn, rank Tee-Pee. she knows she can only ever become a technical writer or park ranger. until one day she uncovers a vast secret and suddenly shes on the run with dashing Ee Ess Tee-Jay carter, a sales representative………………..
The Signs & the amount of fucks they Give
Says IDGAF and makes sure everyone knows it because they secretly care too much: Leo, Aries
Everyone thinks they DGAF while they’re internally screaming: Taurus, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius
They give too many fucks and everyone knows it: Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, and Pisces
Doesn’t give a fuck: Sagittarius