I’ve written down a bunch of titles for genres I won’t ever write voluntarily but if someone wants a poorly-assembled sprawling fantasy epic installation (#5 or #6, probably) called “Nightfall: Punoth“….. or a supernatural romance entitled “Girls Just Wanna Have Fur“…….. then you just let me know……..

I’m writing a short short about a sandwich gaining consciousness

I’m in a Mood and people have been asking me for advice today and I’m just like FUCK IT!!!! DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!!! follow your heart, poodle pie

eudaemaniacal:

eudaemaniacal:

well thats just what im telling every rep that gives me an arc now. ill probably never get an arc again. its ok by me

i hate it when people give me things for free… how dare you presume i will enjoy it or that you will find out what i like

simply criminal