I’ve written down a bunch of titles for genres I won’t ever write voluntarily but if someone wants a poorly-assembled sprawling fantasy epic installation (#5 or #6, probably) called “Nightfall: Punoth“….. or a supernatural romance entitled “Girls Just Wanna Have Fur“…….. then you just let me know……..

I’m writing a short short about a sandwich gaining consciousness

I’m in a Mood and people have been asking me for advice today and I’m just like FUCK IT!!!! DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!!! follow your heart, poodle pie



well thats just what im telling every rep that gives me an arc now. ill probably never get an arc again. its ok by me

i hate it when people give me things for free… how dare you presume i will enjoy it or that you will find out what i like

simply criminal