me writing a work email: I know it could be kind of strange since it’s our first time
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they say laughter is the best medicine, so I’m fulfilling a prescription at your expense!
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coworker C, helping me describe Scandal: so it’s extremely well-made trash
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I contain an infinite amount of smugness
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surprise flirtations for everyone
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9136 :’D
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me: oh good I only have 7 more sections of this story
me:
me: but maybe I could have them enjoy a sumptuous spread of cheese and crackers on that hike they’re going to take
I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class
and i just found the best poem ever written
translation:
Dear, babycarrot – Henrik Ibsen 1942
Babycarrot
small
ugly
lives in the shadow of the carrot
babycarrot
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EROTICA IS REALLY HARD TO WRITE SOMETIMES b/c if you’re any good at it you’re turning yourself on the entire time like how am I……supposed…..to get anything…….done………..
