apparently I’m starting every post today with apparently
apparently my overzealous auto-correct couldn’t handle my mistype of “Huzzah!” and when it saw “Buzzah!” it was like AHA! this is the perfect occasion to suggest buzzed! buzz! buzzer! buzzing! and the perplexing buzzink!
secret: apparently in some previous lifetime I had come to the same conclusion that I did today, which is to scrape what was actually decent from that old idea I was looking for and put it onto a funnier new idea and so I just had to open up the document with that new idea and there it was.
siiiiigh
trying to track down the remnants of an ancient idea and Bing probably thinks I’m drunk searching for “nawriyear” it’s all like “u mean ‘new years day’????”
I actually did just buy those cookie cutters much to my shame/glory
my heart is oddly expansive today, must be the S U N
