I love selfies that fans take with authorbeasts. most of these elusive creatures are so shy it just looks like the fans are hanging out with their awkward friends.
My sexuality, by the way, is off-topic and unrelated. I am undecided. I am a freshman at the College of Sexuality and I have undecided my major, and frankly don’t want to declare anything other than, ‘Hey, jerks, I’m thirteen, leave me alone.’
time elapsed before August reached critical mass for Apple Watch news: 3.2 hours
I feel like Tina Fey made Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to purge some demons, whether from herself or someone else – and I appreciate that, because let’s face it, I was/am about as ignorant as Kimmy on some cultural things.
I want Windows 10 to resurrect Microsft Bob and combine it with Cortana and VR headsets.
There you go, August, straight from the people.
**writes it down on to-do list**
makes me baked eggs and slaps my ass in these green pants. bffs 4eva
current mood: summoning tates-tots in a practical way
okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down?
did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?HP fandom asking the imortant questions











