I love watching Jake make people laugh.
person: i really like you.
½ of me: why?
the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing
encounters
dude sidling up to me in the meta section where i was haphazardly shelving the ABSOLUTE WEALTH OF BACK ISSUES OF SHITTY MIDCENTURY MAGAZINE “FATE” THAT WE JUST BOUGHT and he was like *LIP SMACKY NOISE* “how are you, girl,” and as i was reading about FLYING FUCKING SAUCERS i was like “ha ha, peachy…
our friend just closed his 1,467 Firefox tabs
whispers dramatically everyone is spawning
I’m convinced that in a parallel timeline Kat and M and I have some quiet lakefront home and I’ve claimed the attic and decorated it quite eclectically, and there are bookshelves everywhere and we feed birds inside and outside and spend a lot of time giggling and inappropriately analyzing media.
the twixt-meals cafeteria playlist is so horrendously pop. they know I’m here. they know I like it.
With Anna, duh.
shipped w/Tumblr user annapear. approve’d.
