reasons to play skyrim:

mutisija:

regional-manager:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place

What even is that game about

its a game about yelling at dragons. literally.

eudaemaniacal:

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NO DONT READ REDWALL, DONT FALL BACK INTO THE FURY PIT

1) i have never left this pit. i have been in its soggy embrace for more than twenty years of my life.

2) on the contrary it is here i will build my church. my abbey, if you will

2a) on the sunken ruins of mr jacques castle.

3) this is what the refrance

so-the-little-honda:

If your vm message includes the names of all your birds I think you have to allow for the fact that about 97% of your messages are going to begin with a quietly whispered “jesus christ”