Sure, Cortana’s chitchat is a bit silly, but if there is one thing Microsoft has learned, you folks like interacting with your personal AI so they seem happy to oblige.

“Cortana gets in the Christmas spirit with new holiday themed chitchat” – Daniel Rubino

wish I could tell fb to pls stop showin me gratuitous pictures of people’s children

true or false: people in your life are making less of a deal out of Christmas now compared to ~10-15 years ago.

I’ve fed Jake’s food to my teammate D before, so she knows she enjoys his cooking; anyway, today Jake sent me with two extra pieces of lemony garlic bread, so I sent a low-priority note to the team like “come on by if you’re snacky, Jake’s made garlic bread” and I shit you not D is at my window 30 seconds later practically drooling. I hope someday my art aspires to that level.

Friday editorial meeting:

“sorry to bring us back to business, but will someone please ask their phone ‘I like big butts’?”

“pull the meeting room’s finger! *farting noise*”