8489. slow and steady. hoping to catch up this weekend.
going through papers and found this gem from 2011
The two men stand side by side, staring at the Hallmark-like store’s selection of kitschy gifts.
“What do you get the guy who looks like he’s about to cry all the time?”
One opens a singing card and quickly closes it.
“Not that, certainly.”
List of celebrities who aren’t human:
- Sufjan Stevens (sad alien who loves god)
- Tilda Swinton (forest spirit born from an icy pond one quiet night when the blood moon hung in the sky. several other inhumans were present during the birthing. who are they)
- Saoirse Ronan (friendly fairy who accidentally discovered she was good at acting like a human and is too polite to stop accepting awards)
- David Bowie (standard 1960s depiction of a martian maintaining the illusion of being a human through pure funky charisma. was present at Tilda Swinton’s birth)
- Despite rumors to the contrary Benedict Cumberbatch is human but his colleague, Martin Freeman, is actually several gnomes in a trench coat
- Christopher Walken. No idea what the hell he is
annapear, I haven’t seen your hedgehog on Tumblr yet!!
progression: August sees screenshots from book online, locates book on Amazon, sends to Jake to say “I want this at some point!”; twenty minutes later Anna has already located it at Pows. <3333
an immense fondness wells in my heart. ew gross, get away. **fondness spills all over followers** oh no, ew sick, ewww, gross, love everywhere
