how to chew with ur mouth open
- do NOT
- pls shut the fuck up
- ur so loud
- holy fuck
- if u snap ur gum i will stab u in the ass with a parsnip u sack of soggy ape nipples
so far the best part about being Facebook friends with Warren Etheredge is hearing every update in his voice
as if sharing breakfast wasn’t joy enough, ten minutes on the phone with Jake leaves me with a permanent grin
R: how shall we have her deliver the line?
J: like a sea captain.
R: like a SALTY sea captain.
D: like a low-sodium salty sea captain.
“it kind of undermines the ‘motherfucker’ of the message” ~ coworker
I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO DO A WRITEUP probably friday for ya u3u
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