well…

the draft is clean…

ulp.

I’m reading it on my Kindle tomorrow. no notes inline, just a read-through (maybe jot some important stuff down).

then I give it to Jake.

then an editor and all my dear test subjects. I mean advance readers.

I can’t fucking wait. this has been SO LONG IN COMING! YES! ORGASM PUN!

4 7 12 TWENTY FUCKING SENVEN

4. huddling together for warmth – oh honey let me point you in the direction of my REDWALL FANFICS oh yeah I said none of those. mm, well, there you have it. see also: my dream/fanfic about Jango Fett that I wrote into a story, wherein we fall into a garbage chamber and have to “”HUDDLE TOGETHER FOR WARMTH”“??!

7. pretending to be married – yep me and Nicole (childhood bff) wrote a novel together—well, really, it was the most recent (at the time) incarnation of that same story, wherein two characters hate one another, have Adventures, fall in love, don’t tell each other, pretend to be married, get torn apart by some Life Event, be reunited and then get Real Married. fade 2 black.

12. mind control – I’ve dabbled in my day, nothing memorable tho, and I’d totally read it, yes please. see also: Lathe of Heavennnnnn <33333

27. historical AU – YOU WOULD KAT, YOU WOULD, um, yes, I guess I have, sort of, at least St. George was kind of real as myths go, mmm, and I wrote some historical fics in my day as an Online Denizen. I’m REALLY INTO IT as a genre

Fanfic Trope Meme

ficmemes:

Put a number in my askbox and I’ll tell you my thoughts on the trope you’ve asked me about and if I’ve written it myself, or if I ever would

  1. Genderswap
  2. Bodyswap
  3. Drunk!fic
  4. Huddling together for warmth
  5. Shag or die
  6. Undercover in a gay bar
  7. Pretending to be married
  8. First time together
  9. Amnesia 
  10. Crossdressing
  11. Forced to share a bed/fake relationship
  12. Mind control
  13. Handcuffed
  14. Wingfic
  15. Mpreg
  16. Mistakenly assumed to be gay
  17. Let’s play truth or dare
  18. Mary Sue fic
  19. Aphrodisiacs
  20. Curtain fic
  21. Hurt/Comfort
  22. Apocalypse fic
  23. Someone has a baby
  24. Telepathic soulbonding
  25. Circus AU
  26. Language barrier
  27. Historical AU

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I ENJOY WES ANDERSON MOVIES. moonrise kingdom. though. jlas

anoteinpink replied to your post:asdfghjkl Grand Budapest Hotel

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WOWOWOWWW I mean it was……almost perfect……..like those-slant-things-in-math-graphs-that-never-touch-the-line-but-get-infinitely-closer (JEZ HELP ME OUT HERE) perfect…….because nothing can anger Athena with its perfection…….

OH AND MOONRISE KINGDOM IS NEXT, asdfghjkl, and Jake hasn’t seen Fantastic Mr. Fox yettttt

know who’s great? Jake’s great. Jake was ready with a big ol’ glass of ice water when I got home. he gives the best hugs. also he’s really cute’n’nyaaaarrhhh I make dinosaur noises when I think about him rawwwrrrr