“if you don’t do demographics, demographics will do you”

accidentally typed “what is Office265”

well kids, we don’t talk about your cousin

I can’t believe that for work I’m browsing an article called “Hottest Soccer Players of the 2014 World Cup.” did I mention it was linked from Jezebel. did I mention I hate the internet some days

in “Farmer Koby” we KNOW the depth of Koby’s adoration station

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

D gave me a fountain pen as a “thank you for being my teammate” gift and I’m crying I’ve never had a fountain pen before this is the most beautiful little pen asdfghjkl