so-the-little-honda:

Ever look around your apartment and wonder how the fuck you ever got all this stuff in here?

every day. our couch is 19 feet long.

friend: look at this screenshot I grabbed from Deep Space 9, the rifle looks like it was ripped out of Mass Effect
me and Jake: YEAH it does

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar