Me: But you treat me like a queen…
Jake: Uh, yeah. ‘Cause you rule.
today we learned that my dark imagination comes from a teddy bear inside me, a twisted creature referred to only as teddy, and his theme song is monster by imagine dragons
makes the mistake of looking at spillway pictures, curls into a corner
we are now Monsieur Segue and the Minions
I am also happy “red pandas for jez” is a tag. That’s my new favorite tag.
I started typing “red pandas f” and it auto-completed for me. SO pleased. you’re my new favorite tag.













