living the #meetinglife and the awkward penis-bearers don’t know what to do with my beskirted ass

ugh. just signed an email with “Thank!”

Monday.

pretend you got famous overnight for your artistic endeavors. suddenly everyone is criticizing you for not being ____ enough and not speaking to ____ and not railing for/against _____ enough. how do you handle it?

what Tumblr hears: and the Grammy goes to
what I hear: and the totally subjective award for a totally subjective medium goes to