what if ye olde english was actually just early british sarcastic/passive aggressive humor
chaucer going “te knowe ek that in forme of speeche is chaunge, withinne a thousand yeer, and wordes tho”
is actually him saying “bloody nothing ever changes, we spew the same bollocks we always have”
Amy, if sympathetic loathing were a sport, we’d be Olympic champions.
not okay: two men crowding me on the bus to the point of discomfort
ALSO not okay: the woman watching this unfold, still taking up two seats with her bag/legs
