new Niehaushold family tradition: order Amazon Fresh after 11 and make midnight dinner
Cute hat.
thanks! it was the first birthday present Jake ever gave me. everyone calls it my flapper hat.
you’re cool. look how cool you are. how are you so cool?
it COULD be this pineapple vodka I’m sipping like a lady
defining swear words in a sexless society
tonight I dined on soldier potatoes, salty Australian cow, and apple dipped in frosting.
you calling dibs?
NOPE if you write it I will buy an autographed copy and sleep with it under my pillow
how has no one written a novel about a werewolf town sheriff and his vampire deputy entitled “Unnatural Police”
well I just found a way to use my name as a legitimate verb in my protagonist’s thoughts. meta generation, baybay!! is that a facepalm or a fuck yeah