chronicpnin:

fuck i cook with kale so god damn much. i almost want to apologize because [whole foods voice] kale

seriously tho, calcium and iron, fiber, vitamins, and the most important thing is it will fuckin hold up in a soup. no soggy shit here. god damn, kale

kale recipe: gently sauté kale+ground meat (we use sausage but milder meats can be used) with spices in big pan with lid; when done, turn down heat, evenly distribute mixture throughout pan. crack 2 eggs per person over the top of this steaming pile, cover, and let the eggs cook to over-easy through steam. SO. FUCKING. DELICIOUS for any meal of the day

just mentally referred to our friend who’s coming over tonight as our “guesticle”

I can’t remember the last time I didn’t wake up, embraced, pulled tighter and closer despite the deep tug of sleep; when I return to kiss him awake, he lingers on my hands, my face, and whispers the kindest and most soulful words; when I need him, there he is, always.

“Lion king coming to paramount in march.  obtain tickets…” – le mari premier

“her fists still crashed down on withers die of her plate”

“she kept wiping her plasm on her pants”

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