I don’t need an alarm clock. My ideas wake me.
Ray Bradbury (via robynroze)
It is freezing in this office. Is everyone else in this office MADE OF FIRE?
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Also very, very easy to stain clothes/dishes/floors/counter/teeth/etc. But so yummy!
oh yeah. this is why Jake works with it and not clumsy me. but man, he loaded up his Turkish stew last night with turmeric (and coconut milk), and I have soooo much energy today.
turmeric: curb-stomping you into good health since ancient times