when you get just the right amount of soapy water in the frying pan so it swirls clean
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first
Steve Irwin (via perfumedsecrets)
Because I’m from a bit before the internet I can remember when you had to meet people or figure out from the badges they had on their jacket what they were into and I can tell you it’s a lot better now where you can just be
“I LIKE THIS THING SO MUCH!”
and then ten billion other people are like
“SO DO I!”
I went to make a list of things I don’t care about but realized that was extremely unproductive SO have a list of things I like today
- warm naked morning snuggles
- coming home to a clean kitchen and empty dishwasher
- freshly-made iced tea
- laughing with tired writers
- digital art tools
- the buzz of my iPhone
- Tumblr blue
WHY DOES THE MERMAID’S BOYFRIEND HAVE SO MANY TINY MUSCLES
he cast a spell of TINY MUSCLES
and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE
