truck stuck on the side of the freeway: “follow me for a great place to eat”
I was a bridesmaid at my friend’s wedding last week and her grandmother was standing with us to take pictures. now remember this woman has known me since I was a tomboy at age 3 and should probably know nothing has changed
anyway she goes “don’t stand like that” and I looked down at my feet which were in my normal wide stance. she goes “you stand like a man. stand like this” and proceeds to demonstrate a closed-legged pose adding “stand like a lady you’ll be prettier in the pictures that way”
haha lady this is how I stood when I landed my dream job ok this is how I’ve always stood I’ll stand however the fuck I want
yes I do believe I’m entitled to a little chocolate today
love 2 hate 2003 edition:
- new star wars
- boy bands
- leggings
- tamagotchi
- avril lavigne
- myspace
love 2 hate 2013 edition:
- the fourth transformers movie
- boy bands
- the economy
- the news
- the economy
swish fulfillment
n. the feeling of delicate luck after casually tossing something across the room and hitting your target so crisply and perfectly that you feel no desire to even attempt another shot, which is a more compelling argument for the concept of monogamous love than anything sung to a guitar.
in the beginning was the word, and bird was the word, and bird was with God