One time when I was maybe 10 or 11 my dad called me over and said “I made vanilla pudding" and then he held out a spoon of what, upon taking it from him and putting it in my mouth, turned out to be pure bacon fat and I spat it out and shrieked “I TRUSTED YOU" and he said “well that was your first mistake"
ha ha ha ha Game of Thrones (the book) influenced everything, man
all of that shit Christian fantasy I read from 6-15 is straight up JACKED from Westeros, man
just…they subtracted the sex, mannnnn
