ahhhh congrats!!! that is awesome!

thank you ahhhh!! 

YAY!! GOOD JOB!!! THIS CALLS FOR A CAPSLOCK PARTY!!! WE NEED STREAMERS!!!!!! 😀

I HAVE BEEN USING CAPITAL LETTERS FOR 12 HOURS NOW AHHHHHH THANKS!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSS YOU ARE AWESOME YOU DID IT LOOK AT YOU YOU’RE SO LEGIT

ADULTHOOD! oh man it’s nuts, they are just such hard-working and responsible adult types and I have no idea why they think I’ll fit right in but HEY WHO AM I TO QUESTION

*SCREAMS OF HAPPINESS 4 YOU*

SCREECHING

so about being a Microsoft employee……….

damn I want the name Sterling Royal

interview update

interview went better than awesome. I was exhausted after the 8.5-hour day of talking intensely with various people who would be giving me orders if I work there, but hoo boy is it the place I want to work. the competency, courteousness, professionalism, and energy had me so fired up that I only got dry mouth once during my presentation and felt totally at home (besides all the insanity that is the GINORMOUS campus).  it’s hard to imagine a better place for me.

of course, there’s always a decision to be made, so I’m holding off on the utter “dancing like a fool” excitement for now. but the recruiter seems to think she’ll have an answer for me by the end of the week, and people I know who’ve gone through the process said that you get sent home at any point if they decide no, so…

I’m stoked.

p. sure Gordon Ramsey is the love child of Harrison Ford and Neil Patrick Harris