sounds ideal. I’ll come.
bring all your best cutoff shorts, plaid shirts, and bikini tops.
I’ve been watching Buckwild lately to get my mind off of shit and it’s made me want to go live in the country with everyone and wear skimpy clothes because it’s hot outside and we’re about to go dive into a pool made out of a dump truck.
please?
That’s the best description. Also I thought our title was AU Girlfriends? Because I already have a not-so-secret girlfriend in this universe. But I always have room for more.
I’m gonna have to write all of this down to keep track of it. yes, AU girlfriends, who are textually active. it’s pretty much the perfect arrangement.
you have multiple secret girlfriends? excuse me?
it’s not like we’ve done anything. we’re just textually active.
Mm. Yes. Pencil skirts. Good.
my handy little outfit chart tells me I have three outfits planned with my black pencil skirt. nerdy tee, vest, and button-up. 😀
we can talk about clothes sometimes. girlfriends do that. I like your clothes. I’m just jealous. because strechy pants > pencil skirts.
but pencil skirts are really flattering. I have one of those too and in fact it’s in the 30×30 rotation so. you’ll see it.
also yes. girlfriends. I haven’t had one of those before so you see I’m quite new to how it goes. <3
you just look so comfortable every day. why do you get to be so comfortable at work????
I buy…really comfortable pants?
also this is the most lax workplace of all time. kinda.






