Maroon 5 did a cover of “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it is the most seductive children’s song I have ever heard.
damn, you weren’t kidding
someday I will sprout wings that look like Brussels sprouts leaves and flap them towards the arching blue sky and I’ll see someone I know down below and yell out really loudly but because I don’t know how to use my wing muscles yet I’ll lose control of other functions and crap on their head like a bird
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
