I can tell the pizza guy to go to the back door.
Brandon, setting the scene for what promises to be a porno
‘Whatever marriage is, it isn’t that.’
‘Isn’t what, Harriet?’
‘Letting your affection corrupt your judgement. What kind of life could we have if I knew that you had become less than yourself by marrying me?’
Dorothy L. Sayers, Busman’s Honeymoon (via smokeandsong)
It’s their choice. We think it would have been better if they kept ours, but what do I know?
Eric Schmidt, former Google CEO and current Executive Chairman, being brilliantly sassy about Apple dropping Google Maps (via cincodenada)