omg just realized how funny fandoms must’ve been in the BCEs
“I drew genderswapped Zeus & Hermes! tee hee hee hee”
“fuck my otp is Athena/King Tut and THEY AIN’T EVEN FROM THE SAME PANTHEON”
ZEUS AND HERA IS THE BEST SHIP AND IF YOU DISAGREE I’M GONNA MOLT INTO A SWAN AND FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
headcanon: Atlantis is actually the secret love chamber of Coyote and Mother Earth
omg just realized how funny fandoms must’ve been in the BCEs
“I drew genderswapped Zeus & Hermes! tee hee hee hee”
“fuck my otp is Athena/King Tut and THEY AIN’T EVEN FROM THE SAME PANTHEON”
“I’m going to Japan to be a real writer for Mangaka.”
oh lorddddddd
except y’know it’d almost be worth it for real Japanese food and pretty Japanese girls (and boys) and like gorgeous haunted countryside everywhere
just sit down and crank out some cheesy cutesy hentai-ridden scifi storyline spanning 382 epics
but I guess I’d never say the above sentence precisely so yeah you’re right
Put a sentence you think I would never say in my ask.
PLEASE
This seems interesting…
please please I’m waiting for Jake to make a photo of me into the cover for druid Vogue so
Suspicious Quotation Marks
”hey” “emily”
“thanks,” pip
wahhhh I want some “meat service”
plz