Jack is small.
Grunt, Mass Effect 2
I want to enjoy my beer in the garden but the wifi doesn’t work out there.
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Was your ass forged by Sauron?
Because that shit looks precious.
I made microwave pudding last night, on Jake’s request, after a laughing fit about how he kept asking if I had “a puddin’ recipe?!”
we walked back downstairs, cups of freshly-chilled pudding in hand. I plopped onto the bed and watched as he took the first bite.
“marriage. it is necessary.”
okay.
<3
Portrait of a Marriage
From last night.
It’s a lot like this, being married to Amanda. I go “What? Are you sure?” and she goes “Yes! It’ll be BRILLIANT!” and it always is.
flail
