i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
I am soooo doing that.
Willihaus, yesssssss
that is so appropriate for us on so many levels
Anna plays Portal
Stage 17:
“The companion cube is going to talk to me?”
“I love you, companion cube!”
Stage 18:
“But I need a block, which means I’m going to have to go fuck around with the asshole robots to get the block, doesn’t it?”
On discovering she can take out turrets with the glowy balls: “Okay, we’re in business now.”
“It killed me and took my cube!”
“This is the worst game.”
“Where am I? Am I even standing on anything? What’s going on?”
After completing the robot room: “Please be the end of the level…”
Immediately following, to me: “I don’t like you because you’re laughing evilly.”
“Ah, fuckin’ a, there’s a damn radio down there.”
