Party hardy.
It’s weekend times.
Think I’ma help a future roommate move some stuff in, have a phone date with my dearest Jill, do some dishwashing karaoke and beat the fucking messy kitchen DOWN, cuddle with my boy, boss around a bunch of actors, relax on a dock lakeside, see my family and cousins, and sleep somewhere in between.
It’s gonna be a good one.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR I HAVE GOT TO PEE SOME MORE
FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NO MORE COFFEE NOT THIS LATE
Matt Smith just thought hat was a “fez” in Party Animals
swish fulfillment
n. the feeling of delicate luck after casually tossing something across the room and hitting your target so crisply and perfectly that you feel no desire to even attempt another shot, which is a more compelling argument for the concept of monogamous love than anything sung to a guitar.
The 2nd to last GIF in your folder is who you will marry. The GIF that is your age # will be your reaction to his/her proposal. And your 25th GIF is how you greet him/her the morning after you’ve married.
Marry:
Reaction:
Greeting:
I get bored after the I Do’s, I guess…
















