half my graduating class in 2009: we can’t wait to become parents. spawning is our goal in life. we can’t wait for our lives to be about nothing but small versions of us.
the same people in 2017: hey look at this exercise class that is literally just parents taking a nap, does it come with free childcare????????? take my brat pls……

I added a note to one of my ancient story ideas today that just says