first lines of the new series LEAKED


Hi my name is Ronan Niall Lynch and I have short dark brown hair (infact my head is shaved) and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Niall Lynch (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Dick Gansey but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m Irish but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a Catholic, and I go to a school called Aglionby Academy in West Virginia. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black muscle tee, matching black ripped jeans, and a raven on my shoulder. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

I had some surreal moments today but seeing Tebow in a baseball jersey without realizing he’d switched sports was what actually made me feel like I’d stepped into an alternate reality

me: *casually teases the inventor of spellcheck with a Windows 98 screenshot*