me as a creator: ugh. this is so melodramatic. this is way too obvious. look at this predictable shit dialogue. how can you claim this nonsense is CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?! you call yourself a writer?!?!
me as a consumer: MMMM MELODRAMA **predicts opening line with maniacal glee** YES OF COURSE HE’S NICE NOW THEY’RE IN LOVE IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT EVERYTHING IS CLICHE I’M GOING TO RUB IT ALL OVER MY BODY

coworker: I’m out as asexual and queer to my team now
me: nice
coworker: it’s so funny, I tend to attract/date polyamorous people
me: …nice.

sometimes I look at my pile of luck and I’m like wow. wow. I wish I could share this with others wow.

mls-classics:

with-amore-infinito:

way to my heart: persist in pun wars and be the kind of person whose dashing good looks are totally wasted on them

Puns and dashing good looks? You’re running with a good crowd, August.

you sure dashed off a response right quick, Tom.

way to my heart: persist in pun wars and be the kind of person whose dashing good looks are totally wasted on them