nnnnngggggggghhuuuuuhhh making up myths is so much goodness for my little heart. pop

I’m writing about Cephalon the trilobite creator. and the lioness and the sun god. and I get to use names like Nileus and Elrathia and Opistho. lovely. so lovely.

the perfect man lets you nap on the couch and then disappears for twenty minutes and when you wake up there is a bag of peanut M&Ms just for your PMSy self