{"id":9091,"date":"2014-09-08T17:51:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-08T17:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/09\/08\/this-disgusting-ribbon-looks-like-meats-back\/"},"modified":"2014-09-08T17:51:00","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T17:51:00","slug":"this-disgusting-ribbon-looks-like-meats-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/09\/08\/this-disgusting-ribbon-looks-like-meats-back\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/this-disgusting-ribbon.tumblr.com\/post\/93333817235\/looks-like-meats-back-on-the-menu-boys-bellows\">this-disgusting-ribbon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201c<em>LOOKS LIKE MEAT\u2019S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS<\/em>&ldquo; bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this-disgusting-ribbon: \u201cLOOKS LIKE MEAT\u2019S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS&ldquo; bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4832],"class_list":["post-9091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lord-of-the-rings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}