{"id":8966,"date":"2014-09-24T21:35:36","date_gmt":"2014-09-24T21:35:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/09\/24\/me-thats-coworker-hes-the-token-has-a\/"},"modified":"2014-09-24T21:35:36","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T21:35:36","slug":"me-thats-coworker-hes-the-token-has-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/09\/24\/me-thats-coworker-hes-the-token-has-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>me: that&#8217;s [coworker]. he&#8217;s the token &#8220;has a massive crush on August and everyone knows it&#8221; guy in the office<br \/>\nBrandon: it just hurts to think about<br \/>\nBrandon: on one hand that poor guy<br \/>\nBrandon: on the other&#8230; somebody please! shake him! punch him! do something! please for the love of god save this boy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>me: that&#8217;s [coworker]. he&#8217;s the token &#8220;has a massive crush on August and everyone knows it&#8221; guy in the office Brandon: it just hurts to think about Brandon: on one hand that poor guy Brandon: on the other&#8230; somebody please! shake him! punch him! do something! please for the love of god save this boy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4784,957,4786,4785],"class_list":["post-8966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-its-true-tho","tag-meetinglife","tag-no-one-feels-sorry-for-him-but-everyone-feels-sorry-for-him","tag-theres-always-a-token-one","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}