{"id":8939,"date":"2014-09-30T20:29:39","date_gmt":"2014-09-30T20:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/09\/30\/inevitably-im-going-to-get-asked-so-why-didnt\/"},"modified":"2014-09-30T20:29:39","modified_gmt":"2014-09-30T20:29:39","slug":"inevitably-im-going-to-get-asked-so-why-didnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/09\/30\/inevitably-im-going-to-get-asked-so-why-didnt\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>inevitably I&rsquo;m going to get asked &ldquo;so why didn&rsquo;t you guys make Windows 9. why did you make Windows 10 first. that makes no sense&rdquo; and sadly, the best answer I have for you is: &ldquo;why was Windows 7 afraid of Windows 8?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>inevitably I&rsquo;m going to get asked &ldquo;so why didn&rsquo;t you guys make Windows 9. why did you make Windows 10 first. that makes no sense&rdquo; and sadly, the best answer I have for you is: &ldquo;why was Windows 7 afraid of Windows 8?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4775,957,2640],"class_list":["post-8939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-horrible-horrible-jokes","tag-meetinglife","tag-windows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}