{"id":8917,"date":"2014-10-04T04:12:12","date_gmt":"2014-10-04T04:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/10\/04\/moveslikekeithrichards-how-to-chew-with-ur\/"},"modified":"2014-10-04T04:12:12","modified_gmt":"2014-10-04T04:12:12","slug":"moveslikekeithrichards-how-to-chew-with-ur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/10\/04\/moveslikekeithrichards-how-to-chew-with-ur\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/moveslikekeithrichards.tumblr.com\/post\/99076681683\/how-to-chew-with-ur-mouth-open-do-not-pls-shut\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">moveslikekeithrichards<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>how to chew with ur mouth open<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>do NOT<\/li>\n<li>pls shut the fuck up<\/li>\n<li>ur so loud<\/li>\n<li>holy fuck<\/li>\n<li>if u snap ur gum i will stab u in the ass with a parsnip u sack of soggy ape nipples<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>moveslikekeithrichards: how to chew with ur mouth open do NOT pls shut the fuck up ur so loud holy fuck if u snap ur gum i will stab u in the ass with a parsnip u sack of soggy ape nipples<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4771,4770],"class_list":["post-8917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-so-much-worse-when-its-on-a-headset","tag-story-of-my-life-as-a-technical-director"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}