{"id":8896,"date":"2014-10-07T05:24:48","date_gmt":"2014-10-07T05:24:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/10\/07\/eudaemaniacal-eudaemaniacal-kat-leaned-over\/"},"modified":"2014-10-07T05:24:48","modified_gmt":"2014-10-07T05:24:48","slug":"eudaemaniacal-eudaemaniacal-kat-leaned-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/10\/07\/eudaemaniacal-eudaemaniacal-kat-leaned-over\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/eudaemaniacal.tumblr.com\/post\/99378015035\/eudaemaniacal-kat-leaned-over-to-kiss-me-took\">eudaemaniacal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/eudaemaniacal.tumblr.com\/post\/99377004255\/kat-leaned-over-to-kiss-me-took-off-my-glasses\">eudaemaniacal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>kat leaned over to kiss me, took off my glasses and mimed slurping up my eyeballs. i screamed \u201cAAAAAAAAAAA\u201d and \u201coh no i am blind\u201d whereupon she leaned over and pretended to spit them back out into my face<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>seduction part two: i march into the bathroom and plunge my hands into the tub, pinching and chanting HERE COMES A CRAB. HERE COMES A CRAB. HERE COMES A CRAB<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eudaemaniacal: eudaemaniacal: kat leaned over to kiss me, took off my glasses and mimed slurping up my eyeballs. i screamed \u201cAAAAAAAAAAA\u201d and \u201coh no i am blind\u201d whereupon she leaned over and pretended to spit them back out into my face seduction part two: i march into the bathroom and plunge my hands into the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/10\/07\/eudaemaniacal-eudaemaniacal-kat-leaned-over\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4765],"class_list":["post-8896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-still-ship-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}