{"id":8862,"date":"2014-10-10T20:34:55","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T20:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/10\/10\/looking-up-funny-animal-facts-like-oh-god-oh\/"},"modified":"2014-10-10T20:34:55","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T20:34:55","slug":"looking-up-funny-animal-facts-like-oh-god-oh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/10\/10\/looking-up-funny-animal-facts-like-oh-god-oh\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>looking up funny animal facts like<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/68.media.tumblr.com\/855c35684682dcf27f21926b4fdaf911\/tumblr_inline_nd8x4rkY811qkjx3f.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;oh god. oh god. I&rsquo;m not gonna make this deadline. I can&rsquo;t file all my octopus reports in time. nnnnnnooooOOOOOOOOOO&rdquo; *eats arms*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>looking up funny animal facts like &ldquo;oh god. oh god. I&rsquo;m not gonna make this deadline. I can&rsquo;t file all my octopus reports in time. nnnnnnooooOOOOOOOOOO&rdquo; *eats arms*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3364],"class_list":["post-8862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-body-horror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}