{"id":8629,"date":"2014-11-07T02:39:24","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T02:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/11\/07\/going-through-papers-and-found-this-gem-from\/"},"modified":"2014-11-07T02:39:24","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T02:39:24","slug":"going-through-papers-and-found-this-gem-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2014\/11\/07\/going-through-papers-and-found-this-gem-from\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>going through papers and found this gem from 2011<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The two men stand side by side, staring at the Hallmark-like store&rsquo;s selection of kitschy gifts.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;What do you get the guy who looks like he&rsquo;s about to cry all the time?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>One opens a singing card and quickly closes it.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Not that, certainly.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>going through papers and found this gem from 2011 The two men stand side by side, staring at the Hallmark-like store&rsquo;s selection of kitschy gifts. &ldquo;What do you get the guy who looks like he&rsquo;s about to cry all the time?&rdquo; One opens a singing card and quickly closes it. &ldquo;Not that, certainly.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4675,939],"class_list":["post-8629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-piece-of-paper-had-no-other-clues-as-to-why-i-wrote-this-down","tag-writerlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}