{"id":7894,"date":"2015-01-24T18:37:25","date_gmt":"2015-01-24T18:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/01\/24\/reasons-to-play-skyrim\/"},"modified":"2015-01-24T18:37:25","modified_gmt":"2015-01-24T18:37:25","slug":"reasons-to-play-skyrim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/01\/24\/reasons-to-play-skyrim\/","title":{"rendered":"reasons to play skyrim:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mutisija.tumblr.com\/post\/103736179222\">mutisija<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/regional-manager.tumblr.com\/post\/103735967561\/reasons-to-play-skyrim\">regional-manager<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mutisija.tumblr.com\/post\/91494685117\">mutisija<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)<\/li>\n<li>you can kill things by yelling at them<\/li>\n<li>you can punch bears<\/li>\n<li>you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone\u2019s pocket<\/li>\n<li>there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What even is that game about<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>its a game about yelling at dragons. literally.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mutisija: regional-manager: mutisija: interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want) you can kill things by yelling at them you can punch bears you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone\u2019s pocket there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/01\/24\/reasons-to-play-skyrim\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;reasons to play skyrim:&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4388],"class_list":["post-7894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-it-also-helps-with-passive-aggression"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}