{"id":7620,"date":"2015-02-23T19:41:39","date_gmt":"2015-02-23T19:41:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/02\/23\/more-god-damn-it-facebook-ive-told-you-six\/"},"modified":"2015-02-23T19:41:39","modified_gmt":"2015-02-23T19:41:39","slug":"more-god-damn-it-facebook-ive-told-you-six","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/02\/23\/more-god-damn-it-facebook-ive-told-you-six\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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GOD DAMN IT, FACEBOOK, I’ve told you SIX TIMES NOW, show me LESS of that person, don’t PUT HER ON TOP OF MY FEED every time. EVERY TIME.<\/p>\n

I’m starting to suspect I’m part of one of their social experiments wherein they know the relationship’s over and they’re all “I wonder how long she holds out before straight up unfollowing this person. TEST IT, TEST IT”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

GOD DAMN IT, FACEBOOK, I’ve told you SIX TIMES NOW, show me LESS of that person, don’t PUT HER ON TOP OF MY FEED every time. EVERY TIME. I’m starting to suspect I’m part of one of their social experiments wherein they know the relationship’s over and they’re all “I wonder how long she holds … <\/p>\n

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