{"id":7566,"date":"2015-02-28T04:16:30","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T04:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/02\/28\/second-cider-thoughts-today-my-next-door-coworker\/"},"modified":"2015-02-28T04:16:30","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T04:16:30","slug":"second-cider-thoughts-today-my-next-door-coworker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/02\/28\/second-cider-thoughts-today-my-next-door-coworker\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>second cider thoughts: today my next-door coworker revealed literally his greatest weakness. it&rsquo;s a physical thing, I could use it against him at every moment. now, my friend, now I will punish you for your year-and-a-half-long crush on me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>second cider thoughts: today my next-door coworker revealed literally his greatest weakness. it&rsquo;s a physical thing, I could use it against him at every moment. now, my friend, now I will punish you for your year-and-a-half-long crush on me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1023,957,939],"class_list":["post-7566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-alcohol-tag","tag-meetinglife","tag-writerlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}