{"id":7180,"date":"2015-03-27T16:14:03","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T16:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/03\/27\/i-should-start-captioning-my-photos-with\/"},"modified":"2015-03-27T16:14:03","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T16:14:03","slug":"i-should-start-captioning-my-photos-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/03\/27\/i-should-start-captioning-my-photos-with\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I should start captioning my photos with truthbombs<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;this is a collection of dead plants ripped from the ground and drowned in a glass container. it is in my house&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I got excited when I saw this envelope from my boss, but all it had was a piece of plastic with a disappointingly low number of store-specific dollars on it&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I work on computers. on them, as in, staring at them. all day. all day long I stare at a one hundred and fifty square inch box&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I should start captioning my photos with truthbombs &ldquo;this is a collection of dead plants ripped from the ground and drowned in a glass container. it is in my house&rdquo; &ldquo;I got excited when I saw this envelope from my boss, but all it had was a piece of plastic with a disappointingly low number &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/03\/27\/i-should-start-captioning-my-photos-with\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4147,4148,939],"class_list":["post-7180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-i-dont-know-where-its-coming-from-today","tag-it-was-a-good-day","tag-writerlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}