{"id":6981,"date":"2015-04-17T21:40:28","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T21:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/04\/17\/in-short-one-of-my-life-goals-is-to-place-a-chaste\/"},"modified":"2015-04-17T21:40:28","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T21:40:28","slug":"in-short-one-of-my-life-goals-is-to-place-a-chaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/04\/17\/in-short-one-of-my-life-goals-is-to-place-a-chaste\/","title":{"rendered":"IN SHORT ONE OF MY LIFE GOALS IS TO PLACE A CHASTE KISS UPON YOUR CHEEK"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/anoteinpink.tumblr.com\/post\/116671631201\/in-short-one-of-my-life-goals-is-to-place-a-chaste\">anoteinpink<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/blogginaugust.com\/post\/116671031481\/in-short-one-of-my-life-goals-is-to-place-a-chaste\">rakhat-answers<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/anoteinpink.tumblr.com\/post\/116670382956\/in-short-one-of-my-life-goals-is-to-place-a-chaste\">anoteinpink<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>publishing this for posterity<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>WELL IF WE\u2019RE PLAYING FOR REALS I\u2019LL ADMIT I WOULD GIVE YOU A FEW KISSES, OF THE NON-CHASTE VARIETY<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/though-the-chaste-kiss-is-still-important-because-that%27s-how-it%27s-always-gone-down-in-my-head-and-it%27s-important.-for-appearances.\">#though the chaste kiss is still important because that\u2019s how it\u2019s always gone down in my head and it\u2019s important. for appearances.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>we must absolutely fulfill this dream<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>#MAYBE YOULL GET KISSED ON EACH CHEEK BY EM AND ME WHAT THEN<\/p>\n<p>a slow and inexorable collapse of my poor heart as it loses its inability to pump blood through my blushing body<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>anoteinpink: rakhat-answers: anoteinpink: publishing this for posterity WELL IF WE\u2019RE PLAYING FOR REALS I\u2019LL ADMIT I WOULD GIVE YOU A FEW KISSES, OF THE NON-CHASTE VARIETY #though the chaste kiss is still important because that\u2019s how it\u2019s always gone down in my head and it\u2019s important. for appearances. we must absolutely fulfill this dream #MAYBE &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/04\/17\/in-short-one-of-my-life-goals-is-to-place-a-chaste\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;IN SHORT ONE OF MY LIFE GOALS IS TO PLACE A CHASTE KISS UPON YOUR CHEEK&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1244,2006,4058,4059],"class_list":["post-6981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anoteinpink","tag-eudaemaniacal","tag-i-could-keep-going","tag-yes-youve-been-brought-into-this-too"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}