{"id":6325,"date":"2015-06-19T01:02:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T01:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/06\/19\/typesetjez-shoutout-to-all-the-oldest-children\/"},"modified":"2015-06-19T01:02:07","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T01:02:07","slug":"typesetjez-shoutout-to-all-the-oldest-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/06\/19\/typesetjez-shoutout-to-all-the-oldest-children\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/typesetjez.tumblr.com\/post\/121880291030\/shoutout-to-all-the-oldest-children-who-had-to\">typesetjez<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Shoutout to all the oldest children who had to watch their parents buy things for younger siblings you could never have, let them do things you could never do, and get away with shit you\u2019d have been killed for.<\/p>\n<p>There will come a time, probably in your twenties, when you will realize, <i>wow my parents were my age when they had me, no wonder they fucked up<\/i>. Then you will think <i>my parents were completely different people by the time they had my siblings<\/i>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But it\u2019s still gonna suck sometimes, but you\u2019re going to live through it. Your younger siblings probably won\u2019t know how to do shit for themselves, so you can feel superior in that regard.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Cheers to you, oldest child.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>typesetjez: Shoutout to all the oldest children who had to watch their parents buy things for younger siblings you could never have, let them do things you could never do, and get away with shit you\u2019d have been killed for. There will come a time, probably in your twenties, when you will realize, wow my &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/06\/19\/typesetjez-shoutout-to-all-the-oldest-children\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3755],"class_list":["post-6325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hear-hear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}