{"id":6083,"date":"2015-07-19T22:52:22","date_gmt":"2015-07-19T22:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/07\/19\/when-someone-makes-me-purchase-formal-attire-for\/"},"modified":"2015-07-19T22:52:22","modified_gmt":"2015-07-19T22:52:22","slug":"when-someone-makes-me-purchase-formal-attire-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/07\/19\/when-someone-makes-me-purchase-formal-attire-for\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>when someone makes me purchase formal attire for their wedding I am inclined to release Jake to roam free and make <i>bad fashion decisions<\/i> for both of us. as a subtle and worthy revenge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when someone makes me purchase formal attire for their wedding I am inclined to release Jake to roam free and make bad fashion decisions for both of us. as a subtle and worthy revenge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1077,3632,3631,939],"class_list":["post-6083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-meandyou","tag-the-double-edged-sword-of-jake-knowing-fashion-is-he-can-turn-it-on-you-in-the-blink-of-an-eye","tag-this-is-how-the-world-ends-this-is-how-the-world-ends-not-with-a-bang-but-with-a-purple-pinstripe-suit","tag-writerlife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}