{"id":5882,"date":"2015-08-19T23:11:24","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T23:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/08\/19\/fantasy-youve-dreamed-of-him-for-years-and-he\/"},"modified":"2015-08-19T23:11:24","modified_gmt":"2015-08-19T23:11:24","slug":"fantasy-youve-dreamed-of-him-for-years-and-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/08\/19\/fantasy-youve-dreamed-of-him-for-years-and-he\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>fantasy: you&#8217;ve dreamed of him for years, and he smells exactly like you&#8217;d imagined. in his arms, you feel small, thrillingly helpless. he draws you into a warm, overwhelming embrace, tips your chin back, and gazes into your eyes. &#8220;I&#8217;ve always wanted this,&#8221; he whispers, and then he kisses you &#8211; a deep, perfect, tickling kiss.<br \/>\nreality: his beard smelled like Easy Cheese I couldn&#8217;t do it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fantasy: you&#8217;ve dreamed of him for years, and he smells exactly like you&#8217;d imagined. in his arms, you feel small, thrillingly helpless. he draws you into a warm, overwhelming embrace, tips your chin back, and gazes into your eyes. &#8220;I&#8217;ve always wanted this,&#8221; he whispers, and then he kisses you &#8211; a deep, perfect, tickling &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/2015\/08\/19\/fantasy-youve-dreamed-of-him-for-years-and-he\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.augustwritesabook.com\/tumblr-backup\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}